Friday, August 19, 2005

Everything I need to know about relationships I learned from my brother...

Kevin: "So I just got back from the lake with this really awesome girl. She totally rocks."

Kara: "Man, that's so awesome! I'm so happy for you!"

Kevin: "Yeah, but I don't think that I like her."

Kara: "Did you make out with her?"

Kevin: "Well... yeah."

Kara: "Kevin! You can't do that. You can't make out with people that you don't like- that makes them think that you like them."

Kevin: "I can't help it. Listen, Someone told me once, 'do what you're good at."

How can I respond to that?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Glad you took my advice and documented such genius. In my opinion you should start a column entitiled "Kevinisms". . . and let the world learn:)